All this talkin' about eatin' is makin' me awful hungry. I'll have two chili burgers with an order of fries, onion rings and a chocolate milk shake. And a Strawberry Ice Cream Sundae-with pickles.

It's good to be funny when you are a comedian.

All this talkin' about eatin' is makin' me awful hungry. I'll have two chili burgers with an order of fries, onion rings and a chocolate milk shake. And a Strawberry Ice Cream Sundae-with pickles.

It takes 10 million failures to find the right stuff.

It's not hard to tell we was poor - when you saw the toilet paper dryin' on the clothesline.

I was too dumb to know Opie was going to grow up to be a great Director, if so, boy, I would certainly have become his best friend.