Television is of great educational value. It teaches you while still young how to (a) kill, (b) rob, (c) embezzle, (d) shoot, (e) poison, and, generally speaking, (f) how to grow up into a Wild West outlaw or gangster by the time you leave school.

THE British are brave people. They can face anything, except reality.

The Japanese are human beings like the rest of us, but they will strongly resent this insinuation.

In England the boy pats his adored one on the back and says softly, "I don't object, you know." If he is quite mad with passion, he may add: "I rather fancy you, in fact.

The English are always ready to admire anything so long as they can queue up.

Israel also deprived the world of its chance of shedding tears of genuine sympathy over her destruction. The world resents this; it likes to feel noble and sympathetic.

'I don't say a Zionist must be insane,' said President Weizmann, 'but it helps if he is.'