He loved Big Brother.

Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.

The primary aim of modern warfare ... is to use up the products of the machine without raising the general standard of living.

Autobiography is only to be trusted when it reveals something disgraceful.

A humanitarian is always a hypocrite.

Never, for any reason on earth, could you wish for an increase in pain. Of pain you could wish only one thing: that it should stop.

He [Gandhi] was not one of those saints who are marked out by their phenomenal piety from childhood onwards, nor one of the other kind who forsake the world after sensational debaucheries.