When I joined the militia I had promised myself to kill one Fascist - after all, if each of us killed one they would soon be extinct.

A fat man is never so happy as when he is describing himself as "robust.

His answer to every problem, every setback was “I will work harder!” —which he had adopted as his personal motto.

Do you know why you’re here? Shall I tell you why we brought you here? To cure you.To make you sane.

Reality is inside the skull.

The prime necessities for success in life are money, athleticism, tailor made clothes and a charming smile.

The major problem of our time is the decay in the belief in personal immortality, and it cannot be dealt with while the average human being is either drudging like an ox or shivering in fear of the secret police... How right [the working classes] are to realize that the belly comes before the soul, not in the scale of values but in point of time!