The pleasures of spring are available to everybody and cost nothing.

It was soon noticed that when ever there was work to be done the cat could never be found.

A Socialist United States of Europe seems to me the only worth-while political objective today

Roughly speaking, the more one pays for food, the more sweat and spittle one is obliged to eat with it.... Dirtiness is inherent in hotels and restaurants, because sound food is sacrificed to punctuality and smartness.

The more men you've had, the more I love you.

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket.

This work was strictly voluntary, but any animal who absented himself from it would have his rations reduced by half.