Serious sport is war minus the shooting.

The end was contained in the beginning.

By the time you have perfected any style of writing, you have always outgrown it.

One cannot really be a Catholic and grown up.

The Seven Commandments: Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy. Whatever goes upon four legs, or has wings, is a friend. No animal shall wear clothes. No animal shall sleep in a bed. No animal shall drink alcohol. No animal shall kill any other animal. All animals are equal.

The ruling power is always faced with the question, ‘In such and such circumstances, what would you do?’, whereas the opposition is not obliged to take responsibility or make any real decisions.

We shall abolish the orgasm. Our neurologists are at work upon it now.