History has to move in a certain direction, even if it has to be pushed that way by neurotics.

The more intelligent, the less sane

The fight against bad English is not frivolous.

People talk about the horrors of war, but what weapon has a man invented that even approaches in cruelty some of the commoner diseases? 'Natural' death, almost by defintion, means something slow, smelly and painful.

Progress is not an illusion, it happens, but it is slow and invariably disappointing.

England is the most class-ridden country under the sun. It is a land of snobbery and privilege, ruled largely by the old and silly.

There, comrades, is the answer to all our problems. It is summed up in a single word-- Man