To be a successful soldier, you must know history.

A civil servant is sometimes like a broken cannon - it won't work and you can't fire it.

Prepare for the unknown by studying how others in the past have coped with the unforeseeable and the unpredictable.

Discipline must be a habit so ingrained that it is stronger than the excitement of battle.

If I could have three wishes, one would be to take an '88 and shove that barrel up Hitler's ass so that cocksucker can cry like the little god-damned girl he is. And hell, after that, I wouldn't need two more wishes.

The more I see of Arabs the less I think of them. By having studied them a good deal I have found out the trouble. They are the mixture of all the bad races on earth, and they get worse from west to east, because the eastern ones have had more crosses.

I am the best damn ass-kicker in the whole U.S. Army!