If you haven't got a hernia yet, you ain't pulling your share.

Irabu is a fat, pus-y toad.

I'm not a win at all costs guy. Winning isn't everything. It's second to breathing.

The name Derek Jeter is made for stardom. He's got an infectious smile, and he's so handsome and well-behaved. He's just a fine young man who does everything right. He's like Jack Armstrong and Frank Merriwell, guys I grew up rooting for. Some guys come along who just measure up.

I'm really 95 percent Mr. Rogers, and only 5 percent Oscar the Grouch.'

I'm pretty excited, this is a big, big one.

He says all the right things, like it's Jeter's team. I want to correct him on that - it's my team.