Irabu is a fat, pus-y toad.

From 1973 to 1982 I ate the exact same lunch everyday . Turkey chili in a bowl made out of bread . Bread bowl George. First you eat the chili then you eat the bowl . There's nothing more satisfying than looking down after lunch and seeing nothing but a table.

He says all the right things, like it's Jeter's team. I want to correct him on that - it's my team.

I haven't always done a good job, and I haven't always been successful - but I know that I have tried.

Why would you want to stay manager and be second-guessed by me when you can come up into the front-office and be one of the second-guessers?

Let's not talk punishment.

Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next.