I make a rich woman beg, I'll make a good woman steal. I'll make an old woman blush, and make a young woman squeal.

I swore under oath with the government not to give the whereabouts of my location.

As you get older the odds are against you that you are still going to be on the planet.

The other day I got invited to a party, but I stayed home instead. Just me and my pal Johnny Walker and his brothers Black and Red.

When people come to the show they think we are a legendary band because they hear us on Classic Rock radio all the time. It is psychological. That's okay - I'm down with that.

If you don't start drinking, I'm gonna leave.

My father had a couple of Mitch Miller records and a Spike Jones record, and that was it. My older brother had two or three Elvis Presley singles, and that was about it. The rest of it I did on my own.