The other day I got invited to a party, but I stayed home instead. Just me and my pal Johnny Walker and his brothers Black and Red.

[European audiences differ from American] they talk different. The ones in Holland speak Dutch. The ones in Switzerland speak Swiss. That's the only difference.

When I walk the streets, kings and queens step aside, every woman I meet, they all stay satisfied.

Whatever title you want to lay on me is fine. I am still working; you know what I'm saying?

On the day I was born, the nurses gathered around, to gaze in wide wonder at the joy they had found.

I really, really, really, really, really, really, really like girls.

Rock music is stronger than sports. That's why. Rock rules. Around the world, who's more famous: Willie Mays or Paul McCartney?