The other day I got invited to a party, but I stayed home instead. Just me and my pal Johnny Walker and his brothers Black and Red.

Every time the guys were knocked out by my guitar playing and the girls were knocked out by the type of songs I did. That set us apart from the average blues band.

Look at Gleason in The Honeymooners. He was humorous but the way he lived wasn't really humorous. He was a bus driver. Who wants to be a bus driver? He didn't have any money and he was not famous. But despite that, the show is humorous.

Everybody funny, now you funny too.

As you get older the odds are against you that you are still going to be on the planet.

I really, really, really, really, really, really, really like girls.

There is no doubt in my mind who is number one - I have always been number one.