Politics is a choice of enemas. You're gonna get it up the ass, no matter what you do.
You cannot write well without data.
Life is hard but being stupid makes it harder.
Rental formal wear of the sky-blue, brocade and shiny varieties is favored by upwardly mobile young gangsters drafted as groomsmen for weddings.
What You Lose on the Swings You Make Up on the Merry-Go-Round.
The seductiveness of baseball is that almost everyone with an abiding interest in it knows exactly how it should be played. And secretly believes that he could do it, if only God had seen fit to make him just a little bit less clumsy.