I glance at the headlines just to kind of get a flavor for what's moving. I rarely read the stories, and get briefed by people who are probably read the news themselves.
George W. BushGod told me to smite Osama bin Laden, so I invaded Afghanistan. Then He told me to smite Saddam Hussein, so I invaded Iraq. Now He wants me to work on the Middle East problem.
George W. BushGod told me to strike at al Qaeda and I struck them; then he instructed me to strike at Saddam, which I did.
George W. Bush