Dubya! What in Tarnation!? Why, I'll tan yer hide fer this!So, what's sex like after fifty, anyway?

The administration Ill bring is a group of men and women who are focused on whats best for America, honest men and women, decent men and women, women who will see service to our country as a great privilege and who will not stain the house.

I just didn't want to get out there anymore; I didn't want to get back into what I call 'the swamp.' And the other reason why is I don't think it's good for the presidency for a former president to be opining about his successor. President Obama's got plenty of critics - and I'm just not gonna be one.

I was very fortunate to have had a mother and father who loved me in spite of my failings.

We're fighting people that hates our values, they can't stand what America stands for.

I think all presidents should take the long view of history.

Together, we will reclaim America's schools, before ignorance and apathy claim more young lives.