Humor can be a great way to lift spirits and relate with soon-to-be high school grads. Whether you're in need of a funny senior year quote for a card, your yearbook, or a gift, you can use this list of funny graduation quotes by famous leaders and comedians to get inspired. To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say you too may one day be president of the United States.
George W. BushI'm oftentimes asked, What difference does it make to America if people are dying of malaria in a place like Ghana? It means a lot. It means a lot morally, it means a lot from a -- it's in our national interest.
George W. BushWe don't believe in planners and deciders making the decisions on behalf of Americans.
George W. BushThe financial crisis should not become an excuse to raise taxes, which would only undermine the economic growth required to regain our strength.
George W. BushConspiracy theories abound in American politics. I don't think we need to be subliminable about the differences between our views on prescription drugs.
George W. Bush