Sometimes armchair quarterbacks are doing it to enhance their own image. I'm just not comfortable with that idea.

The United States prefers that Iraq meet its obligations voluntarily, yet we are prepared for the alternative.

The United States of America is engaged in a war against an extremist group of folks.

It's amazing I won. I was running against peace, prosperity, and incumbency.

I gave them a fair warning

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Our nation is somewhat sad, but we're angry. There's a certain level of blood lust, but we won't let it drive our reaction. We're steady, clear-eyed and patient, but pretty soon we'll have to start displaying scalps.