I want to thank you for taking time out of your day to come and witness my hanging.

Thank you, your Holiness. Awesome speech.

When we make a pledge, we mean it. We keep our word, and what we begin, we will finish.

Iran is an ancient land, home to a proud culture with a rich heritage of learning and progress. The future of Iran will be decided by the people of Iran. Right now, the Iranian people are struggling with difficult questions about how to build a modern 21st century society that is at once Muslim, prosperous, and free. There is a long history of friendship between the American people and the people of Iran. As Iran's people move towards a future defined by greater freedom, greater tolerance, they will have no better friend than the United States of America.

Obviously, nu-que-lar power is, uh, a renewable source of energy, and the less demand there is for non-renewable sources of energy, like fossil fuels, the better it off it is for the American people.

The days of discriminating against religious institutions simply because they are religious must come to an end.

First of all, you never retire. At least I don't retire.