I don't believe in Hell, but I believe in my parents' couch.

Don't fall asleep yet. Contrary to popular belief, that's not where dreams get accomplished.

I'm not Jesus Christ but I can turn water into Kool-Aid.

My heart is a colored pencil but my brain is an eraser

We’re every age at once and tucked inside ourselves like Russian nesting dolls. My mother is an 8 year old girl. My grandson is a 74 year old retiree whose kidneys just failed. And that’s the glue between me and you. That’s the screws and nails. We live in a house made of each other and if that sounds strange that’s because it is.

I don't believe in Hell, but I believe in my parents' couch.

I can't tell if I'm a good person or I'm faking really well