Term limits would make Congress bolder, more independent, and less risk-averse.

We have 3,141 counties in this country. That would be 20 per county. The idea that we can't assimilate these 8-year-old criminals with their teddy bears is preposterous.

All children find chaos congenial. Any unruliness, even by nature, advances the child's program of subverting authority.

Since 1946, the Cubs have had two problems: They put too few runs on the scoreboard and the other guys put too many. So what is the new management improving? The scoreboard.

Hyperbole expands in societies where articulateness atrophies.

Actually, there is only one first question of government, and it is How should we live? or What kind of people do we want our citizens to be?

Football brings out the sociologist that lurks in some otherwise respectable citizens. They say football is a metaphor for America's sinfulness.