Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings.

Semicolons . . . signal, rather than shout, a relationship. . . . A semicolon is a compliment from the writer to the reader. It says: "I don't have to draw you a picture; a hint will do."

A properly functioning free market system does not spring spontaneously from society's soil as crabgrass springs from suburban lawns. Rather, it is a complex creation of laws and mores... Capitalism is a government program.

Hillary Clinton hasn't created a job.

The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.

We have 3,141 counties in this country. That would be 20 per county. The idea that we can't assimilate these 8-year-old criminals with their teddy bears is preposterous.

The pursuit of perfection prevents achievement of the satisfactory.