It was harder to break into comics than it was to become a singer in a rock band.

So many people treat you like you're a kid so you might as well act like one and throw your television out of the hotel window.

Let me tell you how the story ends, where the good guys die and the bad guys win. It doesn't matter how many friend you make, but the graffite they write on your grave.

Look at me, with my pretty bracelet and tiara... I'm a f****n' princess!

Don't piss your life away with suicide...it's a bullshit way out.

I went to school in drag, in art school and my day was completely different because everybody thought I was a chick. You should see me as a chick. So I went as a girl, as like an experiment and it worked really well and everyone was really nice to me but I couldn't talk obviously... you know train conductors were really cool to me on my commute... HA! I looked hot as a chick!

We're just as screwed up as you.