Be yourself, don't take anything from anyone, and never let them take you alive.

You can't be two people in your brain, one rock dude and a dad - there's something in the middle of them, and that's really what you are and that's going to make you the best dad - not when you try to be one or the other.

It's always a longer walk to the men's room, buckaroo.

What I like about The Sims is that I don't have a normal life at all, so I play this game where these people have these really boring, mundane lives. It's fun.

There's Doom Patrol, which is the world's strangest superheroes, and they're making their return.

Rock'n'roll is not red carpets and MySpace friends, rock'n'roll is dangerous and should piss people off

I'd enjoy it if a guy grabbed my ass. I guess it all depends on how he grabbed it, too.