I had no direction. I thought, 'I need to make a difference in my life,' and music was my answer.

I'm not drunk, just a little stoned.

As long as somebody is guaranteed a certain number of sales you know you're gonna keep seeing these vanity projects. I mean they have a place, they serve a function they can bring people into comics.

Don't ever let the media tell you what your body is supposed look like. You're beautiful the way you are. Stay beautiful, keep it ugly.

My Sims family is called the Cholly family. I don't know why I picked that name; it's kind of random.

One time, Bert and I were making out for so long it wasn't even funny..But then it was funny.

There's such a lack of sex in music.