Be yourself, don't take anything from anyone, and never let them take you alive.
I wasn't bullied in high school, I was just ignored.
It's like the drag fairy coming and saying 'What would you like to do?' Um, yeah karate.
Hey, girls, you're beautiful. Don't look at those stupid magazines with sticklike models. Eat healthy and exercise.
It's okay to be messed up, because there are five other dudes who are just as messed up as you.
Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!