I'm the master of the wicket!

I see you lying next to me, with words I thought i'd never speak, awake and unafraid, asleep or dead?

There's such a lack of sex in music.

I knew that I always wanted to keep making music, but I knew that comics needed to be a part of my life.

I drink juice when I'm killin' cause it's f**king delicious!

One time, Bert and I were making out for so long it wasn't even funny..But then it was funny.

It's always a longer walk to the men's room, buckaroo.