The only causes of regret are laziness, outbursts of temper, hurting others, prejudice, jealousy, and envy.

The tragedy of machismo is that a man is never quite man enough.

The most popular image of the female despite the exigencies of the clothing trade is all boobs and buttocks, a hallucinating sequence of parabolae and bulges.

Freud is the father of psychoanalysis. It had no mother.

I didn't fight to get women out from behind vacuum cleaners to get them onto the board of Hoover.

Gillard is as likeable as Rudd is charmless. She is self-deprecating; he is ludicrously vainglorious. She is a mistress of understatement; he is a ranter.

Two-up is Australia's very own way of parting a fool and his money.