The management of fertility is one of the most important functions of adulthood.

Even crushed against his brother in the Tube the average Englishman pretends desperately that he is alone.

Energy is the power that drives every human being. It is not lost by exertion but maintained by it, for it is a faculty of the psyche.

The drug which makes sexuality palatable in popular mythology.

Loneliness is never more cruel than when it is felt in close propinquity with someone who has ceased to communicate.

Sex is more fun than cars but cars refuel quicker than men.

War is the admission of defeat in the face of conflicting interests.