The occupational hazard of being a Playboy Bunny is the aching facial muscles brought on by obligatory smiles.

Older women can afford to agree that femininity is a charade, a matter of colored hair, ecru lace and whalebones, the kind of slap and tat that transvestites are in love with, and no more.

Women have very little idea of how much men hate them.

The only causes of regret are laziness, outbursts of temper, hurting others, prejudice, jealousy, and envy.

English culture is basically homosexual in the sense that the men only really care about other men.

The essence of pleasure is spontaneity.

If a woman never lets herself go, how will she ever know how far she might have got?