... there is no point in being realistic about here and now, no use at all not any, and so it is not the nineteenth but the twentieth century, there is no realism now, life is not real it is not earnest, it is strange which is an entirely different matter.

Asparagus in a lean in a lean is to hot. This makes it art and it is wet weather wet weather wet

If you are looking down while you are walking it is better to walk up hill the ground is nearer.

Money is always there but the pockets change; it is not in the same pockets after a change, and that is all there is to say about money.

A diary means yes indeed.

Forget grammar and think about potatoes

I tell you old and young are better than tired middle-aged, nothing is so dead dead-tired, dead every way as middle-aged.