If things happen all the time you are never nervous. It is when they are not happening that you are nervous.

You are extraordinary within your limits, but your limits are extraordinary!

Eating too much meat gives you indigestion and evil thoughts make you eat too much meat.

Everybody knows if you are too careful you are so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something.

Men and girls, men and girls: Artificial swine and pearls.

I certainly do care for you Jeff Campbell less than you are always thinking and much more than you are ever knowing

Rose is a rose is a rose is a rose.