I don't want people to think that I can't make fun of myself.

I'd like to see anyone do what I do for one week.

I think what I do is positive, in its own way.

You are what you are.

I am in control at all times.

I've had women who move to the towns I'm living in, just pack up and move there, never even met 'em before, 'cause they heard I lived there.

Every show could be the last one.