I am full of the milk of human kindness, damn it. My trouble is that it gets clotted so easily.

I have no intention of watching undersized Englishmen perched on horses with matchstick legs race along courses planned to amuse Nell Gwynn.

If, Sir, I possessed the power of conveying unlimited sexual attraction through the potency of my voice, I would not be reduced to accepting a miserable pittance from the BBC for interviewing a faded female in a damp basement.

I am full of the milk of human kindness, damn it. My trouble is that it gets clotted so easily.