It [feminism] is mixed up with a muddled idea that women are free when they serve their employers but slaves when they help their husbands.

When learned men begin to use their reason, then I generally discover that they haven't got any.

The real trouble with this world of ours is not that it is an unreasonable one. The trouble is that it is nearly reasonable, but not quite.

What a glorious garden of wonders the lights of Broadway would be to anyone lucky enough to be unable to read.

It is only great men who take up a great space by not being there.

Because a girl should have long hair, she should have clean hair; because she should have clean hair, she should not have an unclean home; because she should not have an unclean home, she should have a free and leisured mother; because she should have a free mother, she should not have an usurious landlord; because there should not be a usurious landlord, there should be a redistribution of property; because there should be a redistribution of property, there shall be a revolution.

I would give a woman not more rights, but more privileges. Instead of sending her to seek such freedom as notoriously prevails in banks and factories, I would design specially a house in which she can be free.