If you convey to a woman that something ought to be done, there is always a dreadful danger that she will suddenly do it.
Gilbert K. ChestertonAnd Noah he often said to his wife when he sat down to dine, "I don't care where the water goes if it doesn't get into the wine."
Gilbert K. ChestertonIvory may not be so white as snow, but the whole Arctic continent does not make ivory black.
Gilbert K. Chesterton