There should be a burnished tablet let into the ground on the spot where some courageous man first ate Stilton cheese, and survived.

To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it.

It is very good for a man to talk about what he does not understand; as long as he understands that he does not understand it.

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.

Not only does "orthodox" no longer mean being right, it practically means being wrong.

We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.

There nearly always is a method in madness.