We have not made cricket and football [soccer] professional because of any astonishing avarice or new vulgarity. We have made them professional because we would have them perfect. We have dedicated men to them as to some god of inhuman excellence. We care more for football than for the fun of playing football.

Every man speaks of public opinion, and means by public opinion, public opinion minus his opinion.

Tolerance is the virtue of people who do not believe in anything.

People that insist upon drinking and driving, are putting the quart before the hearse.

Bigotry may be roughly defined as the anger of men who have no opinions.

The center of every man's existence is a dream.

The thing I hate about an argument is that it always interrupts a discussion.