Materialists and madmen never have doubts.

There is no such thing as Success....That a thing is successful merely means that it is; a millionaire is successful in being a millionaire and a donkey in being a donkey.

If you argue with a madman, it is extremely probable that you will get the worst of it; for in many ways his mind moves all the quicker for not being delayed by the things that go with good judgment.

Plato was only a Bernard Shaw who unfortunately made his jokes in Greek.

Joy, which was the small publicity of the pagan, is the gigantic secret of the Christian.

Atheism is too theological.

I represent the jolly mass of mankind. I am the happy and reckless Christian.