Women prefer to talk in twos, while men prefer to talk in threes.

Morality did not begin by one man saying to another, "I will not hit you if you do not hit me"; there is no trace of such a transaction. There IS a trace of both men having said, "We must not hit each other in the holy place.

It is often a mistake to combine two pleasures, because pleasures, like pains, can act as counter-irri-tants to each other.

When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?

The Devil's walking parody; On all four-footed things.

A stiff apology is a second insult... The injured party does not want to be compensated because he has been wronged; he wants to be healed because he has been hurt.

Feminists are those who cannot stand female characteristics.