There have been household gods and household saints and household fairies. I am not sure that there have yet been any factory gods or factory saints or factory fairies. I may be wrong, as I am no commericial expert, but I have not heard of them as yet.

The materialist is sure that history has been simply and solely a chain of causation, just as the [lunatic] is quite sure that he is simply and solely a chicken. Materialists and madmen never have doubts.

No sceptical philosopher can ask any questions that may not equally be asked by a tired child on a hot afternoon.

The Catholic Church is like a thick steak, a glass of red wine, and a good cigar.

Human anger is a higher thing than what is called divine discontent. For you must be angry with something; but you can be discontented with everything.

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.

If you attempt an actual argument with a modern paper of opposite politics, you will have no answer except slanging or silence.