Experience which was once claimed by the aged is now claimed exclusively by the young.

The rich are the scum of the earth in every country.

People talk of the pathos and failure of plain women; but it is a more terrible thing that a beautiful woman may succeed in everything but womanhood.

Modern intelligence won't accept anything on authority. But it will accept anything without authority.

No man can be merry unless he is serious.

Nothing can ever overcome that one enormous sex (female) superiority that even the male child is born closer to his mother than to his father.

There are two ways of dealing with nonsense in this world. One way is to put nonsense in the right place; as when people put nonsense into nursery rhymes. The other is to put nonsense in the wrong place; as when they put it into educational addresses, psychological criticisms, and complaints against nursery rhymes or other normal amusements of mankind.