I like the Cyclostyle ink; it is so inky. I do not think there is anyone who takes quite such a fierce pleasure in things being themselves as I do. The startling wetness of water excites and intoxicates me: the fieriness of fire, the steeliness of steel, the unutterable muddiness of mud. It is just the same with people.... When we call a man "manly" or a woman "womanly" we touch the deepest philosophy.

Every high civilization decays by forgetting obvious things.

Ten thousand women marched through the streets shouting, 'We will not be dictated to,' and went off and became stenographers.

There is only one thing certain and that is that nothing is certain

I am going to hold a pistol to the head of the Modern Man. But I shall not use it to kill him–only to bring him to life.

We talk of wild animals, but the wildest animal is man.

There are many ways to fall down, but there's only one way to stand up straight.