The man who throws a bomb is an artist, because he prefers a great moment to everything.

Democracy is like blowing your nose. You may not do it well, but it's something you ought to do yourself.

People that insist upon drinking and driving, are putting the quart before the hearse.

By a curious confusion, many modern critics have passed from the proposition that a masterpiece may be unpopular to the other proposition that unless it is unpopular it cannot be a masterpiece.

If you argue with a madman, it is extremely probable that you will get the worst of it; for in many ways his mind moves all the quicker for not being delayed by the things that go with good judgment.

The Devil's walking parody; On all four-footed things.

What is called matriarchy is simply moral anarchy, in which the mother alone remains fixed because all the fathers are fugitive and irresponsible.