I always like a dog so long as he isn't spelled backward.

We ought to be interested in that darkest and most real part of a man in which dwell not the vices that he does not display, but the virtues that he cannot.

No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink.

Faith is always at a disadvantage; it is a perpetually defeated thing which survives all conquerors.

There cannot be a nation of millionaires, and there never has been a nation of Utopian comrades; but there have been any number of nations of tolerably contented peasants.

I am the fool in this story, and no rebel shall hurl me from my throne.

Political Economy means that everybody except politicians must be economical.