Feminists are those who cannot stand female characteristics.

Every one on this earth should believe, amid whatever madness or moral failure, that his life and temperament have some object on the earth. Every one on the earth should believe that he has something to give to the world which cannot otherwise be given.

When men choose not to believe in God, they do not thereafter believe in nothing, they then become capable of believing in anything.

It is not funny that anything else should fall down; only that a man should fall down... Why do we laugh? Because it is a grave religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified.

The academic mind reflects infinity, and is full of light by the simple process of being shallow and standing still.

A man must be orthodox upon most things, or he will never even have time to preach his own heresy.

The only way to be sure of catching a train is to miss the one before it.