Mr. McCabe thinks that I am not serious but only funny, because Mr. McCabe thinks that funny is the opposite of serious. Funny is the opposite of not funny and nothing else.

Bigotry is an incapacity to conceive seriously the alternative to a proposition.

Democracy is reproached with saying that the majority is always right. But progress says that the minority is always right.

The primary paradox of Christianity is that the ordinary condition of man is not his sane or sensible condition; that the normal itself is an abnormality.

the object of a new year is not that we should have a new year, but rather that we should have a new soul.

The more we are certain what good is, the more we shall see good in everything.

It is really not so repulsive to see the poor asking for money as to see the rich asking for more money. And advertisement is the rich asking for more money.