Plato was only a Bernard Shaw who unfortunately made his jokes in Greek.

Grey is a colour that always seems on the eve of changing to some other colour.

Whenever you remove any fence, always pause long enough to ask why it was put there in the first place.

There are two kinds of people in the world, the conscious dogmatists and the unconscious dogmatists. I have always found myself that the unconscious dogmatists were by far the most dogmatic.

No man can be merry unless he is serious.

And we were angry and poor and happy, And proud of seeing our names in print.

The classes that wash most are those that work least.