Most Americans are born drunk, and really require a little wine or beer to sober them.

An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered.

A businessman is the only man who is forever apologizing for his occupation.

The more we are certain what good is, the more we shall see good in everything.

The modern world... has no notion except that of simplifying something by destroying nearly everything.

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad, For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad.

Men always talk about the most important things to perfect strangers.