You could compile the worst book in the world entirely out of selected passages from the best writers in the world.

Women prefer to talk in twos, while men prefer to talk in threes.

Christianity satisfies suddenly and perfectly man's ancestral instinct for being the right way up; satisfies it supremely in this, that by its creed Joy becomes something gigantic, and Sadness something special and small.

I believe in preaching to the converted; for I have generally found that the converted do not understand their own religion.

The old religionist cried out for his god. The new religionist cries out for some god to be his.

Lord! what a strange world in which a man cannot remain unique even by taking the trouble to go mad!

The Universe is the most extraordinary masterpiece ever constructed by nobody.