There is only one reason an intelligent person doesn't believe in miracles. He or she believes in materialism.

When once you have got hold of a vulgar joke, you may be certain that you have got hold of a subtle and spiritual idea.

Our society is so abnormal that the normal man never dreams of having the normal occupation of looking after his own property. When he chooses a trade, he chooses one of the ten thousand trades that involve looking after other people's property.

The triangle of truisms, of father, mother and child, cannot be destroyed; it can only destroy those civilizations which disregard it.

Fallacies do not cease to be fallacies because they become fashions.

[Paradox is] truth standing on its head to gain attention.

All the exaggerations are right, if they exaggerate the right thing.